
Location: Illawarra dance floor
Myself with photo on phone in hand:
Ian asks chick: "have you seen this guy (show photo on phone) its my friend i've lost him and i'm suppose to be staying at his house tonight."
Chick: wow no haven't seen him at all. Is he wearing a raccoon on his head.
Ian: "no thats his normally hair".. "Oh don't worry i found him he is right there" (point 2meters away to dancing dicko)
Chicks reaction is price less as she gets the hell out of there sooner than gastro creeps on in bali